Interviewer: Would you explain why you added [some odd thing] to this work?

Artist: Yeah that is rather strange. I don’t really know.

Interviewer: What do you mean you don’t know? You made it didn’t you?

Artist: Well yeah but I really don’t know what it means.

Interviewer: That makes no sense at all. How do you make something and not know why you made it?

Artist: Well I was making something and it just happened. I put some other stuff in too but I took that out.

Interviewer: Why did you take it out?

Artist: I didn’t want to look foolish.

Interviewer: Would you say your work is influenced by the writings of Baudrillard, Lyotard, Derrida, or perhaps Foucault?

Artist: I’m not sure. Hmmm, I would probably say definitely maybe.

Interviewer: Thank you for your elucidating interview.

Artist: My pleasure.